SECRET MARTINI WEDNESDAY COMMENT BOARD RULES<br />
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Rule #1: SUBJECT<br />
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Post what you want, for the most part - comments, opinions, jokes, conversations, etc. If you can, please try to keep it on topic with the panel - this isn't your fucking myspace page.<br />
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Rule #2: COURTESY<br />
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Don't be a dick. If you have an opinion, state it.  If you disagree with someone, make it clear, but don't make this a hate forum. We the mighty admins aren't out to censor free speech, but if it gets out of control we won't hesitate to take your shit down.<br />
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Rule #3: RETARDS AND FAGS<br />
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We will hold strong to this one: As long as SMW is around, nobody or nothing is 'retarded' and nobody is a 'fag.' This has nothing to do with hurting anybody's feelings or sensitivity or political correctness or any of that bullshit - we're just trying to keep things intellectually above that. These comments have become the lowest common denominator of web comments (except for on 4chan, which just wouldn't seem right without them), and represent a lemming-like lack of creativity that rivals the classic "straight from the spine" reflex remarks like "fuck you! and "yomama!"<br />
If you feel the infantile, uncontrollable urge to blurt out "yer a fag," please, take it to youtube or IMDB or anywhere else where 12 year olds congregate to try to sound like grown-ups, but ultimately just make themselves sound more like 12 year olds.<br />
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Rule #4: PROFANITY<br />
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<i>"The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?"<br />
"The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?"<br />
"The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way."<br />
-The Big Lebowski</i><br />
Swear all you want - we don't give a fuck. We do it. We encourage it. Our site thrives off of it.<br />
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Rule #5: LIABILITY<br />
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Aside from the above rules, this is a pretty open forum. Read it (and anything else on this site) at your own risk. If you're offended by anything, don't get pissed off at us - we didn't force you to come here. If you piss someone off and they find you, come over to your house and beat the living shit out of you, not our fault. We're just here to entertain.<br />
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Thank you.<br />
<i>-secretmartiniwednesday.com administrative staff</i><br />
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