"Sorry 'bout the delay," sez Homr, "I've been busy recoding the forums."

"But," someone else sez, "You finished the forums over two weeks ago!"

"Shut the fuck up," sez Homr, irritatedly admitting defeat.

"Yes, Billy. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun."

"Excuse me, but did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this BILLY?"

"You must be William."
(He does that with everybody. He calls me Joseph.)